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IKIE MASANE


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Apa agaknya dia orang bual ek?

Lelaki:............................................
Perempuan:..............................................

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lelaki: umie awat duk melepak kat sini nooo?
perempuan: macam waliq gak...saving air kat umah..memerut kat sini.....huhuhuh, nak cebokkkk amik kat sebelah jerrr huhuhuh..kiter kan sehati sejiwaa huhuhu
(sambil ikie masane menangkap photo mereka dr belakang tanpa disedari huhuhu)

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LELAKI>>> sewaktu kiter lari dulu ayang tak pk yang kiter nie dah salah naik
kapal laut.
PEREMPUAN>>> abang pun tak tengok lapal tu nak gi mana.... kita nak pi thailand nak kawin lari.
LELAKI>>> la nie padan muka kita, errrrrrrrrrrr apa kata kita baru kawin memandangkan dah darurat...

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maliki nie dah lame betol dia hidup....

aku rase macam nak lempang diri ku sendiri....

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malikiiiiiii....hempeh ko....apa yg ko dpt hah buat mcm ni...ko tau tak umie terpaksa pinjam email kawan2 yg lain utk register kt sini...lepas tu ko pandai ekk wat cite bodoh kt atas tu...

nanti kau likiiiiiii...

ike masane who are u...why dgr ckp likiiii..umie percaya ramai dari kawan sperti haiyaya, abby, pinky, shark dn lain lain tak dpt masuk tu...umie tau la iki masane...cos td umie pun gitu gak...terpaksa pinjam email and count org lain laaaa.

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umie misss u......

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umie wrote:
malikiiiiiii....hempeh ko....apa yg ko dpt hah buat mcm ni...ko tau tak umie terpaksa pinjam email kawan2 yg lain utk register kt sini...lepas tu ko pandai ekk wat cite bodoh kt atas tu...

nanti kau likiiiiiii...

ike masane who are u...why dgr ckp likiiii..umie percaya ramai dari kawan sperti haiyaya, abby, pinky, shark dn lain lain tak dpt masuk tu...umie tau la iki masane...cos td umie pun gitu gak...terpaksa pinjam email and count org lain laaaa.


saper bitau nak register kene guna email org lain? mushkil sgt...........cakap skittt

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malikiiii ko jgn nak bg umie marah tau...nak tau tak bila bg detai dia ckp email error...bila bg email dia kt yr name error..belah la lu....

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laaa...awat piki susah sgt....umie taip email umie camner? habak maiii?

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maliki wrote:

umie wrote:
malikiiiiiii....hempeh ko....apa yg ko dpt hah buat mcm ni...ko tau tak umie terpaksa pinjam email kawan2 yg lain utk register kt sini...lepas tu ko pandai ekk wat cite bodoh kt atas tu...

nanti kau likiiiiiii...

ike masane who are u...why dgr ckp likiiii..umie percaya ramai dari kawan sperti haiyaya, abby, pinky, shark dn lain lain tak dpt masuk tu...umie tau la iki masane...cos td umie pun gitu gak...terpaksa pinjam email and count org lain laaaa.


saper bitau nak register kene guna email org lain? mushkil sgt...........cakap skittt


Dont worry umie, walique, maliki..... lepas ini u all tidak ada masalah untuk register lagi. senang jer... dan yang dah register tu tapi masih error tu.. cuba... sure dah boleh dah.. peace!!

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bro wk.din

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La.........nak register guna akaun org lain nape plak nih......tak faham edennn.....ponin pale pakcik nih....dah la pale pakcik nih dah ponin....korang bagi ponin lagi........buat je la pakai sendiri punya...kalau takde buat la...apa susah2...

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umie wrote:
malikiiiiiii....hempeh ko....apa yg ko dpt hah buat mcm ni...ko tau tak umie terpaksa pinjam email kawan2 yg lain utk register kt sini...lepas tu ko pandai ekk wat cite bodoh kt atas tu...

nanti kau likiiiiiii...

ike masane who are u...why dgr ckp likiiii..umie percaya ramai dari kawan sperti haiyaya, abby, pinky, shark dn lain lain tak dpt masuk tu...umie tau la iki masane...cos td umie pun gitu gak...terpaksa pinjam email and count org lain laaaa.


aku luper nak bitau ko umie, si ikie ade hak nak buat camtu sebab ni forum dia yg buat.....aku harap ko respek la kat owner forum ni!!!kalo ko marah kat aku x payah nak libatkan org lain yeeee....marah jer kat aku sebab aku tgh perati ko marah sambil makan pop cornhuhuhu

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Mie Penang


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tumpang lalu semua...nak memerut kejap....angin satu badan nih....

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minta sikit popocorn yang umie makan tuh....lapar laaa...makan popcorn sambil memerut dapat melawaskan dan mempercepatkan proses pencernaan......majulah popcorn untuk negara....

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maliki...apa kena nyer dgn ko ni...melalut je...selawat likii..tak baik ckp yg x elok tau...umie bkn nk kondem tp saje je....dh tak de cete nk ngacau engko tu...wek..

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lelaki:umie,kenapa menung je ni?


perempuan:abang,kenapa maliki tu dengki ngan kia aa,lepas tu ada pulak membar baru dia si leesidarhapi2 backup dia pulak


lelaki:ala,dia jeles tu,tak pun dia orang meluat tgk kita macam ni,asyik berkepit aje macam dah kahwin


perempuan:patut la,salah kita la..


lelaki:tau takpe...


perempuan :tau ape?tau sumbat ke?


lelaki:( dalam hati)mereng juga kau ni wahai kekasih hatiku umiedah


*maliki kawanku....o.k tak ayat cerita aku..agak2 engkau diorang berapi-api tak????



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mabuk la ko leesianjingku....
pandai2 ko je bg nama aku umiedah....kpala hotak ko....nak mampus ke hapa...

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lelaki: weiiiiiiiii umie, apesal ko termenung ni?
pompuan: ntah ler.....sebab aku getekkkk kot huhuhuhu

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Korang nie Betol2 Senget Lqh.. maliki ngan ledaraapi.. ape bende dah name dia nie..

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huhuhuhu

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umi


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walique nama dia tu mak dia bagi masa mak dia tergeliat mulut...tu sebab nama dia kalao nk sebut berlipat lidah mcm love letter ...

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betol tu sayang... ssyang dah makan..

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pg td dah le..tp skrg belum lg...malas nak gi beli...kalo la walique ada dekat umi bleh kt sama2 gi makan...walique umi mcm nak deman arr...tak tau psl apa lak...

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nak deman ke.. cian dia... makan ubat ye sayang.. if nak deman minum vitegen.. sure sihat nyeeee

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ok dar...balik kang baru beli...umi nak gi solat yea walique...walique jgn tinggal solat k...nanti kt jumpa di syurga...umi sayang walique sampai bila-bila...walo ada rintangan walique ttp dihati.....muahhhh....waliq jgn marah...umi gurau ekk..

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wah....mak oden pun terbabit samo???ish..hang ni umie...marah den sorang je  laa..hang nak panggil ambo apa pun panggillah..sobab den tau ekau maroh..tp jng la dok babit keluargo den samo...please..no war ..and no family war..

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tau pun k takut leesudarahapimerah3.. heeheheh

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bukan takut kawan...saja nak bagitau..sebab engkau wakiki..cool...nanti kalau aku balas...podeh tak terkato..anyway wakiki..ekau memang cool..lup u..

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ala// bakan ape kita manusia.. tak kemana pun.. setakat tebako ape ke he nye,, walique buat tebako tahap averes..

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