A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________
HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument..
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at some one's funeral.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. _______________________________________________________________________
then why do I feel this, it doesn't matter if I die today or tomorrow, because in this life, nothing that I do, make me feel any better. while I still a single man, its best time to die, if I'm married, my wife and kids would cry at my funeral, if I'm single, nobody's gonna do that, right?..
then why do I feel this, it doesn't matter if I die today or tomorrow, because in this life, nothing that I do, make me feel any better. while I still a single man, its best time to die, if I'm married, my wife and kids would cry at my funeral, if I'm single, nobody's gonna do that, right?..
will anyone cry if I die today?.. I doubt that.
your parents surely !
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Will you still love me when I'm no longer young & beautiful? :)
then asberionz goat cry like there's no tomorow when my bike died, i ask him why? what happen? he yell and says " oh no, the bike, it's dead, quick, do a cpr!" ..so should i slap him on his face seven times continiously? can't help it, lol..
