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walique


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Ada ler plak cerita pasal sepasang kekasih nih yang dah ber'couple' sejak bangku sekolah lagi.Satu hari gelfren dia ni terlibat dalam satu kemalangan jalanraya yang menyebabkan gelfren dia tu kekurangan banyak darah.Oleh kerana sayang "benget" ngan gelfren dia,si befren ni telah mendermakan banyak darah kat gelfren dia ni.

Setahun dari kejadian tu, si gelfren ni telah berkenalan dengan sorang mamat yang macho dan dia terus jatuh cinta ngan mamat tue.Aper lagi, si gelfren ni pun putuskanlah hubungan dia ngan befren dia yg lama tu.Si befren ni punyalah geram, dan dia berkata, "Tak kenang budi punyer awek!! Bagi balik darah yang aku derma kat kau tahun lalu"!!

Si Gelfren yang sedang datang bulan membalingkan tuala wanitanya ke arah befren dia dan berkata,"Nah aku bayar ansuran tiap-tiap bulan!!!"


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tue darah koto......tak main ler,,,,,,



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 hehheheh walique tak senonohle hehehhhe

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hhuhuhuuhh....cam pernah kene kat waliq jerrr

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nanti aku baling kat maliki ye,. maliki siap ko....

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ko nak baling saper punyee....ko punyee ker?huhuuhuhuh

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sape2 la.. janji kena ko..heeheheheh

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huhuhu

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aper main baling2 ni!!
walique!! jgn nakal sgt..

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 woit..korang ni pa per la...pose....pose...

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sory sayang ku zanna waliquet ak baling k..m uahhu

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AKUM..suma...baling apa ni...kelako ke tu...wah ketiadaan umi walique dh dpt awek baru ekk..siap sayang lagi..sapa plak zanna ni walique...syabas !!!untuk walique..itu baru dinamakan jantan macho....

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la... umie dah balik.. mane walique tau walique ingat zaan nie umie wlaique..

umie kta bercinta cam dulu ek..

tak rindu walique ke..

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walique...PLEASE...ZANA IS NOT UMIE..N UMIE IS NOT ZANNA...


I HATE THIS..u know?????


saper2 tlg la xplain kat walique..zanna bkn umie..suri tu adalah nama ayah zanna..pls jgn main2 kan nama ayah zana..



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tk walique jangan kacau zanna nanti sanny tangkap tengkorak ko baru tau.pimp marah sikit kat walique tu.

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tengkorak tolonggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..........

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Hmmm... tu lah... alih2 cari aku jugak... ni apasal gaduh2 ni.....isk isk.... rilek le zanna abang ada kat sini.... sapa yang ngutuk zanna tu? Si walique ke... walique.. zanna ni bukan umie... aku dah jumpa dia..nama betul dia Norzannariah Bt Suri... napa la ko cakap dia umie... umie nu haaa... kaler biru tu... ni zanna... dah dah... jangan gaduh... walique..zanna..salam..salam..mintak maaf....jangan gado2

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rey..namer zanna bkn Norzannariah Bt Suri la...


pandai2 jer..anywell..thanks 4 back up zanna...cayyyyyaaang rey..



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sesedap mulut ler letak nama tue



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hehehe... Rie dah salah...kan dah kena marah...sebenarnyer nama zanna ialah Rozannawati binti Suri...betul kan zanna kan kan....Sian kat waliq umi kena marah
ngan zanna...

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sayanggggggg umie........ muahhhhhh

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sayang jer ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................

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Meh sini aku kasi tau nama betul korang sorang-sorang...

Zanna = Rozannawatie bt Suri
Maliki = Malikiyaumiddin b Hasyim
Walique = Mohd Walique b Abu bakar
Umi = Shcumie bt Baba
Viovox = Abdul Viovossari bin Kadir
Mie Penang = Azmie bin Penang
Pepsiman = Ku Pepsi bin Ku Kakola
Tok Kelembai = Dato' (b) Kelembai bin Abu
Sanny = Sanny Sudin bin Sony
Lorderion = Lord of the Ring bin Harry potter
Mister Rie = Mohd Misterie bin Mohd Mistik


Jangan mareeee

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Aisee..pimp ngan teratai tertinggal

Pimp = Khairul Pimp Pimp b Pimpong
Teratai = Siti Teratai bt Melur

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klakar lar........ huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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