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tok_kelembai


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ceritakan aper yang lawak sangat disebalik perangai pelik.....kucing kesayangan tok nie.....atok bagi peluang cucu wat citer plak....heheh selamat melawak...



SELAMAT BERPUASE WAT SEMUA ......


 


 



-- Edited by IKIE MASANE at 10:55, 2005-10-05

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walique


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gigi cat nie cam gambak maliki je.. skit je ar..

terlebih smile....

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La teratai rasa elok si maliki tu pinjam gigi kucing ni lawa betui gigi kucing ni,ubat gigi apalah agaknye dia pakai.betui tak kengkawan?



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wah..kucing ni tgh duk intai saper yek??


ee..seram tgk gigi dia..tp lg seram tgk gg maliki..



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kalo tok offer ader sesiaper yang nak bela kucing kesayangan tok nie tak....hehhehe

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Wowwwwwwwww kuatnya gigi........kucing nih pakai ubat gigi aper nih....boleh ambik jadi pelakon iklan ubat gigi nih...

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Taknak le bela kucing tu tok,tak larat nak lawan senyum dgn dia je.........

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daripada zana bela kucing tuk..


baik zana bela tuk..lagi bagus...



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sayang zana kalo cang gini....jangan jeles

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sayang tok juger..


tok kan warga emas..


kenalah hargai..


mmuuaaahhh..



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ekeleeee tuk, tuk dah tua...dah xpired..kasi la org muda remaja ni ngorat zana ler.....huhuhuh(teringat atuk yg nak ngorat teratai dulu..maner pegi dia yekkk)

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Atok tu dah kena dera dgn teratai tu yg takut nak kuar tu hehehheh

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da agak da!!


teratai ni ader geng buli!!



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heheheh kalo dah jodoh tak kemana....walah2

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kecian tok...


jangan la usik tok..dah la warga emas...


korang ni x baik tau..bagi la tok idup bhgia sementara hayat msh adeer.... 



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heeheh cian tok.. dah tua.. nak.. !@#$%^&.. heeheheheheheh

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tue ler nak wat cam mana.....nanti kata muda perasan plak.....

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Berdasarkan kepada karektor kucing tersebut, saya boleh bayangkan yang tuan dia ada bau-bauan hampeh yang mampu menterencatkan sesapa sahaja yang menciumnya. Melalui giginya saya dapat simpulkan, dia terkena kancing gigi kerana bau tersebut telah menyerang saraf pituitari dan menarik ketat sehingga bibirnya sentiasa tersenyum. Matanya pula menjadi hitam dan pandang ke kiri ke kanan disebabkan jangkitan sindrom tenunuk yang dasyat kerana bau tersebut mampu merosakkan proses imunisasi asas dan kini kesimpulannya kucing tersebut telah mengalami gila kincit tak terurus. Setelah dikenalpasti puncanya, bau-bauan bangsat tersebut ialah bau celah kangkang tuan dia. Mesti spender ada kulat-kulat punya ni.

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yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Ko ngandung ke walik? dok muntah2 ni?

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ee....ee...x senonoh tul..

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....nanti tok suruh kucing tok gigit mister rie...


kong hajaq ler tue



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bukan lah..... makan kurang selere///

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kurang selera tak per tapi jangan mintak oder benda yang tak der...............

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order teh tarik ais satu, laksa goreng, mie goreng kari 2 bungkus yerrr

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umi


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tak best la Rie..yg ni lg best...waiters2 ordr kn sy nasi goreng rebus taruk cuka getah sikit dan air batu campur taruh sambil belacan.....sedap tau Rie...juadah buka pose ko ngan zanna...selamat mencuba...

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hai tok kelembai..


wella baru je masuk ruangan ni. Pastu wella nampak kucing tok yang hensom tu.. nape le tok bagi dia pinjam gigi tok.. habis tu cam na wella nak bagi tok makan dodol.. hehehehh



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hai wella...u welcome....tak yah gigit....just telan je...tok biasa mcm tu....buang masa je gigit....

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fuh sayang nie ganas lah.. telan je.. pelan2 ye.. saayng buka pose ape...

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