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rue


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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!



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viovox


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so rue....kau ni jenis pompuan yg cantik dan stupid ke?

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rue


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viovox..aku bukan stupid but CUPID. kau plak bagaimana?



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Mister Rie


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tak baik ko cakap kat awek aku cam tu volvox...dia tak stupid la....cupid pun bukan...

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viovox


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aku vough sentiasa...hahaha

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teratai


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eiii kaum hawa jgnle bertengkar malu kat kaum adam tu



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rue


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bukan bertengkar le cekkkkkkk...membetulkan je..ehek ehek

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zasyi


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ngaku je la. Bulan puasa ni tak baik menipu. Yang cantik tak semestinya cerdik dan yang hodoh tak semestinya cerdik.

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zasyi wrote:

ngaku je la. Bulan puasa ni tak baik menipu. Yang cantik tak semestinya cerdik dan yang hodoh tak semestinya cerdik.
Ape yang aku merepek ni? woi!! mamat mana guna komputer ni tadi!  

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Mister Rie


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Zasyi.... kembalilah ke rahmatullah... eh silap... kembalilah ke pangkal jalan.. gam yang ko sedut tu telah memerengkan kepala ko.... sampai ko cakap pun dah tak waras dah jadinya... marilah kita sama-sama gi ke masjid...(tengah aku cakap ni ada member aku hulur vcd karaoke metallica kat aku, kantoi le pulak)

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teratai


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 hehehhe rie rie kelakaule kau ni


 



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Mister Rie


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sampai hati ko cakap aku kelakau.... kelakau tu apa? spesis lipas ke?

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tok_kelembai


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kelakau tok rase sejenis kuih...kalo rie nak tapau pun leh......nak besar lagi penampau.....

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Aku x paham laa ape korang bedua ckpkan
tp yg aku tau kelakau tuu maksudnye sifat
seseorg yg tgh cirit...tapi org tuu ade buasir
sambil die tahan cirit tuu sampai sembelit...
tiba2 sampai ke tahap yg korang x mau dengar
org tu pun.....korang tau2 jelah ape yg jadi
Ape2pun kita patut ucapkan tahniah kat org
tuu sbb dah lepas masa ngerinye dgn penuh
aksi yg korang pun xleh bwat cam ni....

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Mister Rie


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tengok tu teratai, diorang sumer cakap yang kelakau tu mende tak elok.... kelakau la korang ni...

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