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ke2path


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mana ada...
aku ckp buntu la...
tu la ko mister rie... bln puasa ni... cuba la bwk2 berenti tenung buntut gab...
sampai trbwk2 dlm gc ni hah...
nk tenung pun... tunggu la lpas balik taraweh....

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dah mula dah ahli2 gay menunjukkan taring masing2..nak kena seru mat,fizie,ciper n alif ni...jdkan 1 big happy gay family at home...

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aku tk trmasuk dlm golongan tu la...
aku cuma bg sedikit motivasi kat mister rie...
mudah2an beliau akan insap dn kmbali ke pangkal peha.. eh silap... jln...

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suha


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huhu.....ketupat.....ko pon jgn laa sesat....nti lai xnk kt ko......


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kalau lailatul tk nk...
ko kn ada... hahaha...

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suha


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aku pon xnk...wekkkk :P

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ke2path


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aku ok jer...
ko kn budak lg...
budak2 pikiran dia tk braper nk betul sgt...
pyh kalau nk wat bini....
ngabihkn boreh yo....

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suha


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suke ati dier jer nk ejek bdak2
kang x pasal2 bdak2 pigi umah ko dan bnh ko sampai mati....

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suke ati dier jer nk ejek bdak2
kang x pasal2 bdak2 pigi umah ko dan bnh ko sampai mati....


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itulh td... contoh prcakapn budak2 yg tk cukup umur....
pastikn anda tdk mncontohi prcakapn sedemikian..
sekian harap maklum....

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ke2path wrote:



itulh td... contoh prcakapn budak2 yg tk cukup umur....
pastikn anda tdk mncontohi prcakapn sedemikian..
sekian harap maklum....

 itulah percakapan org dewase

wahai bdak2.....pastikan anda tdk mencontohi percakapan sedemikian

sekian....asslamualaikum warrohmatullahi wabarokaatuh



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ke2path


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kalau dh budak2 tu.... budak2 jgk...
nk wat camner... biar jer la...
esok2 sedar la tu....

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suha


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esk pon ak sdr dr tido....
tapi ko xkan sdr smpai bile2 pon

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ke2path


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hahaha...
dr intonasi ko tu...
aku tau ko sakit ati kat aku suha...
come on suha... ini gc la... kalau ko tk tough... elok ko carik forum lain jer...

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lailatul


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ketupat suha tu muda lg..masih lg dlm alam remaja y manja..terhiris or terguris mmg perkara y mudah berlaku time ni.coz masa ini mcm2 benda baru y dia perlu tahu n blaja..plus waktu2 ni mereka lebih sensitive..

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ala lailatul... aku pun prnah gak jd budak2... jd remaja..
biasa jer... suha tu saje jer ngada2... nk manja2 la tu...
tk kuasa aku lailatul... elok aku manjakn kucing siam aku.... dia baru beranak ko tau... hehe..

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lailatul


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ko laki,kami pompuan x sama..
mmg pompuan manja tp laki gediks..ha3!!!
sian aku tgk si suha 2,ckp nk jd abg angkt dia..so ko kena jaga dia..
plg best sila angkt dia walau kemana anda berada nye..

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ke2path


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yerla2...
mls aku nk ckp bab ni...
eh mana durian yg bpk aku beli ptg td...
aku nk kopek la durian tu....

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lu kalo bab makan memang tak ingat orang,

sengaja nak kopek durian memalam time takde orang, nak makan sorang la tuh.

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kalau ko nak ko beli la...
aku brbuka kat masjid...
tk sempat nk merasa durian yg bpk aku beli...
tu psl la aku kopek memalam mcm ni...
sedap durian ni ijoi... ni kalau ada member best melantak durian ni...

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suha


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ketupat....nk mkn gak durian.....ko ni kalau mkn x igt dunia

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ko tu ha... hilang ntah mana...
jom joint aku.. meh aku suapkn ko...
hahahaha...

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suha


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kt mne ko....ak x jmpu la ngan GPS aku ni....ketupat ade di merate tempat....pening kepale ak nk carik

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kalau ko bley jumpa aku...
aku bg ko duit raya sbnyk rm300/-
betul aku tk tpu ni... haha...

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suha


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tapi ak x tau ko ni mne satu.....byk sgt kt kedai....sampai x jumpe ketupat yg ade mate

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ketupat kucing siam ko nk beranak ke..? aku nk sekor boley.. sekor je.. :(

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suha


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die xkan kasik punyer.....ketupat tu kedekut taik idung masin......



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suha ko pernah rasa ke taik idung ketupat?? wakakaka!!!

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x penah pon.......die sendirik yg mengaku taik idung die masin........hehe

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citttt ... si suha ni .. malu konon nak mengaku pernah merasa taik idung ketupat ...

pada hal ... satu ari x dapat ... beliau akan membentak2 kaki ...

minta di bagik taik idung ... nak ketupat punyer jugak ... heran betol aku .. keh keh keh ...



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erkkk!

non of my business please...

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