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suha


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1. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

3. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.




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ke2path


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ni aper punyer lwk meroyan ni suha..
ko ni suka benar kopi pes bnda merapu mcm ni...


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lailatul


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ini adlh cth2 sms y cutr y bdk2 remaja suka simpan n foward kt kwn2 lain..lg2, sms y bentuk macam bear,love,bunga or pokok...mesti penuh save msg inbox kan...8 thn lps aku mcm ni lah..byk giler sms2 y comel aku simpan sampai ah hp 2 ilang dlm cab..aku siap sms"kalo x nak plgkan hp ni,tlg send suma sms y sy simpan ke no ni,kredit sy byk lg 2" see betapa aku syg sms2 tu dr hp n kredit aku..

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Mie Penang


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tahap longkang betul la...bebawa la tobat...



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ke2path


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budak pompuan biasa la...
suka sgt simpan msg ntah aper2 mcm tu...
aku pantang nmpk inbox aku penoh... aku terus delete...
tk kira la saper yg bg...
kalau ko bg aku simpan jer kot... hehe...

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suha


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woit ketupat.....kalo ak bagi ko nk delete jugak ke?

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ke2path


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tngok la... kalau ko bg bnda yg brpatutan....
aku simpan dlm peti besi la...
hahaha...

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lailatul


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wei dah tua2 still ada sms cute ke?
wakaka!!

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ke2path


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itu suha... bkn aku...
wat aper la nk simpan bnda ntah aper2...
menyemak jer.... baik aku simpan duit aku wat belanja kawen...
ada gak pekdah.. hehe...

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lailatul


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chantek ah nanti ko leh sponsor aku kawen..leh wat pelamin sendiri x yah kongsi gan bingka..ha3!!

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ke2path


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aper...????
sponsor ko kawen...???
abess... saper nk sponsor aku...???
nk harapkn bingka...???
bingka pun 2x5 ko jugak lailatul...

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Mister Rie


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lailatul... abang rie akan sponsor hotel untuk perkahwinan kita nanti.... hotel california....

Tiba-tiba mat the gaytics yang gay tu menjawab : Ye ker abang rie? awww bestnyeee... tak sabar i

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Mie Penang


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sian kat mat degedik tuh...jgn ko lukakan hati dia rie ...nanti terjun longkang plak dia...pasai lailantun ko serahkan je pada aku nih...pandai la aku uruskan...



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lailatul


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oit mee penang ko bkn seangkatan rie gan mat sigediks ke?
dah lah kaum adam ni sikit,tp y "bengkok" makin ramai lak..cian kat kami2 ni..
rie kalo kawen gan mat gediks aku sponsor batu nesan nye...

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Ijoi


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rie, lu nak kawen ngan lailatul, kan ke laila tengah berpacaran ngan ketupat skarang nih,
sanggup kah mister rie beradu ngan ketupat untuk merebut lailatul???







membazir beras sungguh!

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Mie Penang


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dulu dah nak pupus dah spesis mat degedik nih...diala spesis terakhir...tapi atas galakan dan sokongan moral yang diberikan riepan...makin bertambah ramai la plak...mana ada seangkatan ngan depa la lailantun...mana best geng ngan depa...adalah lebih afdal kiranya saya geng ngan lailantun...mehhhh...mehhh...



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lailatul


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oi ijoi..ko 2 ari x on9 masuk2 terus attack aku..
bdk2 mcm ko x baik msk cmpr urusan org2 matang mcm kami ni..
ko p main guli jauh2 leh x?

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budak2 lailatul... mcm tu la perangai dia...
tk hormat org tua langsung.... serupa jer ngn suha tu...
ckp merapu ntah haper2...
adlh lebey afdal kita buat tk tau jer...

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lailatul


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kerupat ko je tua..aku matang je3!!
aku tau niat ijoi 2 semurni loji blakang umah aku..
so mo broken heart la..chill sudah(^&^)
mee peng jom lepak padang kota sambil wat urutan reflectxiology..aku sanggup jd geng ko asalkan ko blanja..ha3!!

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Ijoi


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kan gua dah cakap, nengok,

laila ajak lu gi date tuh, ish, kurangkan ler dating2 bulan puasa nih pakcik makcik yer.

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ke2path


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ko ni sengal ke aper ijoi...
cuba ko baca betul2 aper yg lailatul tulis tu...
tk elok ko memfitnah ijoi... bln puasa ni ooii...

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Ijoi


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jangan marah nanti kena jual...

sory lah kalo lu kecik hati yer.

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lailatul


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jgn marah ketupat..si ijoi ni ada masalah membaca sikit..
kena bersabar dgn org OKU ni..
y korg ni sibuk nak broken heart ni np???..x rock tol..
chill ah!!

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suha


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tah diorang tu......hampehh

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Ijoi


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tau takpe, gua kalau bahse melayu, bahase omputih ngan bahse arab pandai laa,
bahase sms nih gua agak kurenggg skit lah.

gua nak ofline nih, 2-3 hari lagi mungkin gua online balik kot,
si pizie tu pon dah lame gak menyepi, merajok ke ape?

blah!

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Mie Penang


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drama swasta apa plak nih...nak rebut apa plak nih...sapa yang budak sapa yang OKU nih...ce cerita sikit...siap ada attack plak nih...ingat main couter strike ke hah...jom la lailatun...jgn layan bebudak lembam nih...



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haha.. aper la yg korang balahkan nie.. cakap pasal sms kan.. hmm hari tue pagi2 buta.. aku bngun.. inbox penuh..
biaser la kan.. henset celcom aku henset cap ayam jer.. ble penuh msg lain xley masuk.. aku pun dalam mamai2 aku p delete all msg..
perggggggghh tersentap hati mak nak... msg2 yg aku sayang semua terdelete.. :( hmm tue jer la nk citer.. ok bye

tumpang aper nyer lai.. ntah2 ko kawen dulu dari aku.. hik hik hik..

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suha


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x laaa.......ak xnk kawin dulu........ak nk mengejar kekayaan dulu(kerja dululaa)
selagi ak x kaye....ak xkan kawen

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lailatul


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stuju bingka,what a huge no. 28 n sweet 18.
suha jgn ah ko letakkan kaya sbg syrt kawen.x kawen2 ko nanti.

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suha


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ek eleh lai......ko tu pon x kawen lagi gak......

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