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lailatul


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mmg x kawen lg..tp aku x letakkan kaya sbg syarat..
2 kan takdir adk manis..mana leh simply kawen..sekali je tau seumur idup..

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suha


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xper la lai......nnti biler dh nk pikir psl kawen nnti.....ak buang la syarat kaye tu....hehe

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nih pehal cerita kawen plak nih...berbulu betul la ketiak aku dengaq...apalagi lailatun...jom kawen lari kat siam...heheehee...



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lailatul


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biasalah dah musim gatal nak kawen ni...mat penang x mo aku kawen lari,nanti ank ko mesti kejar kita..
slow2 kita kawen bergolek je..ha3!!

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drpd ko kawen brlari.. elok ko kawen brjln lailatul...
brlari ni pyh.. stamina cpat habis.. kalau ko brjln.. ko akan rasa lbey rilek dn santai gitu.. haha...
hah pastu.. ikut suka ko la nk brgolek kesana kemari...
pastikan aksi golek ko tu dlm bilik...
karang org nampak tk psl2... hahaha...

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golek atas padang ape salahnya.. senaman perut la katakan.. kah kah kah

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nk wat senaman pun tngok tmpat la bingka...
kalau lailatul nk wat senaman rumahtangga ngn laki dia..
tkkn nk suroh wat kat pdng...
haru biru la jd nya... hahaha...

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lailatul


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oit korg pikir apa??
ingat bulan posa..
kambing blakang umah aku pun x lucah mcm korg..

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suha


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yerlaaa........pose ni......

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aper plak lucah lailatul...
kitorang ckp psl senaman jer...
takkn itu pun lucah...
come on la... kitorang ckp psl kambing bingka yg nk belaki la lailatul...
kebetulan nama dia lailatul jgk...
nak wat camner...

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kah kah kah.. ngok ketupat....
yeahh mari join senaman poco2 :)
hidup sihat rumah tangga bahagia :)

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moden nye kambing ko ketupat.
siap ada rumah dan tangga lagi..
tp bukan ke kambing ko 2 jantan ke? x pun khunsa? ha3!!!
jom bingka kita poco2...

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nk join gak korang poco2......pls

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poco2 nie utk org cukup umo jer suha.. HAHHAA..
ko nk poco2 bg umoko ckup dulu yer :)

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ewah2...
ngutuk aku yer ko lailatul...
itu bukan kambing aku la...
kn aku dh ckp itu kambing bingka...
bingka ckp nama kambing dia lailatul... siap pakai nametag tulis lailatul lg..
yg ko tuduh aku apsal...???

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lailatul


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x yah kencing aku,bingka x de kambing..
dia ada bela badak je..kambing tu mmg milik ko ketupat..
ha3!! ketupat ada kambing khunsa...

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ntah.. badak aku sedang elok beristirehat dalam zoo :)
so kambing tue kambing saper ek..? mushkil2.. badott pnyer kowt HAHAHA

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yerlahh.....mgkin badott nk wat persembahan kambing mandi kot kt sarkas die tu...haha

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ha.. kalau bingka tk sebut td...
memang sampai bila2 la aku sebut kambing...
actually badak peliharaan bingka, nama dia lailatul...
haha.. td aku silap taip... hahaha...

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suha


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pttlerrr......igtkan ak yg bute huruf......
upenyer ko slh taip........

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sori la sumer...
bingka yg silap kasi info...
dia pelihara badak... tp trsasul ckp plak jd kambing...
tu yg aku letak kambing tu...


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suha


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urgh(mengeluh)
dh x tau dh nk post ape......sdh kehabisan idea daaa

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kalau mcm tu.. elok ko gi masuk tdo..
nanti ko nk bgun sahur.. pastu nk semayang subuh lg...
pastu nk kena gi sekolah...

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suha


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yerlah2....tapi ak x ngantuk lagi....

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ha kalau mcm tu...
elok ko gi ulangkaji pljrn..
ada gak pekdah...
ko kn nk spm thun ni...
kalau tk reti... meh aku tlng ajarkn... hehe...

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suha


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oh ok...nk tanyer ko ni......soalan matematik

pak abu mengecat rumah selama 3 jam........
pak ali pulak mengecat rumah selama 5 jam
ko pulak?

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ke2path


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aku tk cat rmh...
sbb bpk aku dh gajikan org lain catkn rmh dgn upah RM500 srba satu..
diorang mengecat selama sejam setengah serba 8...
brapakh upah diorang utk 1minit???

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suha


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mls ler ak nk perahkan otak ak duk kira matematik memalam bute ni......

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ha.. tau pun susah...
jwpnnyer senang jer....
ikut sukaht aku la nk kasi brape hinggit...
ko tu keje mngecat jer... bnyk songeh plak ko...
itu la jwpn nye... hehe...

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suha


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pepandai dier jer nk sakat ak....tgkla ketupat....biler tua nnti ak sakat ko balik

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