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Male: Will you marry me.. ?
Female: Do you have a house.. ?
Male: No..
Female: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Male: No..
Female: How much is your salary.. ?
Male: No salary.. But,.
Female: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Male: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS


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yes i do..yes i will..yes i am.. yesssssssza..


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i do..i do..i do do do do~~lala!!

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yes ... yes... yess... i will marry u .....i will i will ...yesss ....hik hik hik hik

 

(nota : kalo ler ade lelaki cengitu kaya..... loaded ... nak kawen .....

terbeliak bijik mate lailatul tguk rete dia tu ..... maunya x jejak tanah kakik....

... hik hik hik ... buat dose baru aku nii ...)



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of course yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...hahaha

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yes100x...................................................hehehehee

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xmau.. dungu sgt laki nie :)

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something wrong somewhere ah baddar kalo aku reject lamaran mcm ni..ha3!!

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hahah,,,....kalau ak nk sgt2.....
mesti besh naik kereta ferari.........boleyh lumba wooo......

wrooomm wrooommmm.....huhuhu

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x nak la dapat lelaki macam ni..... bongok sangat... dah org tanya ada rumah dia kata xde villa tu bukan rumah ke..?? harap je kaya tapi x pandai... huhuhu....

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ooooohhhhh ... yea ke laki ni bungok? .... patut pon bingka x mau ....

dia kata dungu ... errr.... dungu = bungok =  bengap = sengal ....

gitu ke?

 

apa pon .... yes .... yess.. i wll i willl .... kaya bebb .....



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bahaya tu..kalau perempuan banyak tanya macam tu sy tidak mau kawin sama dia owh

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perempuan bnyak tnya sbb masa depan jugak welter..
jgn kawen sbb ada cinta jer.. cuba g kedai beras.. tnya apek tue.. apek2 sy nk beli beras dgn CINTA boleh dak...?
bukan soal memilih dkt sini.. yg penting sederhana lah.. xperlu kaya sgt.. kaya sgt pun ujian tue.. miskin sgt pon ujian jugak.. haishhhh.. hidup2..
yg penting selesa sudahhhh :)

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kalo nak tanya pun agak2 ah bingka..
kalo tanya soalan2 mcm ni dah mmg sahih pompuan 2 mata duitan..
tanya je lah simple2 mcm "total aset awk suma brapa nilainya?" baru mantap n kukuh soalan tu..

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eh baddar..cer nko bawak ngucap..takkan le nko nak kawin ngan lelaki ..apa nko dah buat pembedahan jantina ke?..astaghfirullah....bawak bertenang baddaq..kaya mcm manepun lelaki tu, nko jgn smpai ajak dia kawin..kang tak pasal2 Nabi tak ngaku nko umat dia..lebih teruk lagi, tak pasal2 Allah turunkan bala..ada pulak laut mati kat malaysia ni kang..

taubat le baddaq, sebelum keranda datng mencarimu..



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hahahahaha ...........  cik gayah ni ... gelak guling2 aku ..... x kan ler aku nak kawen ngan lelaki tuuuuu ...... aku cakap bagi pihak jeww (jeww ni bahasa sms ... aje) ... bagi pihak si lailatul yang single tu jewww .....

apa-apa hal pon cik gayah manissss .... terima kasih ler ... mengingatkan sesama umat Islam nii .... kalo bulehhh ... jangan ler kita or kaum keluarga kita or keturunan kita ada yang terlibat dengan perbuatan umat kaum Nabi Lut .... Nabi Muhamad x kan ngaku umat .... betulll tu cik gayah .... cik gayah jangan bimbang ...... aku x naknya kawen ngan lelaki tuuuu .... x punyer ..... hehehehehe ....

adik lailatul .... awat x tanya ...." agak2 kaya awk tu bleh gelar billionaire x? " hah ... tu lagik mantap ... x payah selindung2 nak tanya tu ini ... buat habihkan buih2 air liur jer ..... kih kih kih

 

 



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hu3!! oldtown kalo soalan tu y aku kena tanya mmg aku jd andartu..
soalan y perlu ditanya ialah,brapa org ank y mampu awk bg sy???..ha3!!

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hahahahaha ..... kompem ... kalo soklan `berapa anak awak bulehh bagi saya ..' ramai ler nampaknya balak2 kat GC ni berminat kat ko lelatul ...... maklum .... hal2 buat anak ni ... diarang amat le berminat ...... hahahahaha ... buat anak ... ehehehehe (ni gelak gatal ni ....)



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boleh tak tanya camni..
agak2 berapa orang anak awak mampu jaga dengan duit simpanan saya yang berjumlah jutaan ni....




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cik gayah .... agak2 ... kalo buat anak ngan duit ke? hehehehehe ...



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kalo leh wat anak guna duit..aku nak wat bln 12 ah..end of the year ada "YES"year end sales..nanti mesti ada diskaun..x pun mana tau buy 1 free 1..tp kalo boleh beli suami lg best kot..ha3!! baddar ko buka store y menjual suami..aku akan jd 1st customer ko..

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store jual suami? kui kui kui kui ..... x pepasal kang ... kepala aku benjol sana bonjol sini .... maklum ler .. aku buat sale jual suami .... kolek suami2 org .. kemedian aku sale .... hahahahahaha ........ kalo x kene pelangkung ngan kapak parang gunting pisau sudu garpuk ....... hah buat lah ...... (err.. adik lelatul kadak .. maksud ko .... sale macam tu ke? kih kih kih kih..)



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eh lewlatol, nko ni bior betui nak soh baddaq bukan store jual somi..
tapi baguih jugak idea nko tu..
baddaq..aku nak jv ngan nko buleh tak?..senang2 je aku bagi supply kat hang..
aku ada ramai somi banggla ni..
mana tahu demand tinggi plak..haks haks haks

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ha? cik gayah maniss nak join venture ngan aku bukak sale somi?

ishhh .. ishhh .... ko sanggup ke bergadai nyawa harta benda ngan aku ...

lebih2 tatkala isteri2 diarang serang aku cik gayah? ...

somijenis2 dan jenama bangla x moh lah cik gayah ....

nak local punyer .... x local ... x nak ...

lebeh2 si lelatul kadak tu .... dia elegirk ngan gin2 bangla niii ...

sepanjang musim kang dia bersih dan batuk2 ...

dek kerana bau ketiak hapak penguk bangla tu ...

keh keh keh .... melayu plain punyer .... ori punyer x ada kew cik gayah?



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baddar, pinjam cd buleh?

boring aaa,

aku nak pinjam cd filem biru, ko ada banyak kan???

ko kan pengumpol tegar filem2 camni kan?

pinjam aku bang lapan ke, smilan ke, ada?

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oiitt ijoiii ...... ni pe cer niii ...? (ceh ... bahasa tidak mencerminkan bangsa betull...)

ko nak pinjam cd biru eh? ohhh .. banyak banyak .... nak doploh pun buleehhh ..

baru jer aku habis kalerkan cd tu dengan kaler LUNA anak aku ....

biru ade .. coklat ade .. kelabu asap pun ada .... ko nak ke? kui kui kui



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best!

pinjam aku filem biru laut tujoh ngan filem kuning taik dua,

pinjam skali kaler magic anak ko buleh?

aku nak kaler motor aku laa...

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kalau nk klaer motor ko tu guna cat laaa

jgn ambek magic anak si baddar

kan x psl2 ko masuk hospital n pch kepala

n magic anak si baddar tu pch

kalau ko pch kple x per ag.....ak x risau pon

tapi kalau magic bdak tu pch....hura hara la ak jwbnyer sbb asyik dgr tangisan siang malam



-- Edited by suha on Tuesday 13th of September 2011 12:52:08 AM

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ishh, suha ni,

aku tngah bincang hal org2 dewasa lah ngan baddar,

21 ke atas jer buleh join nengok filem baddar tuh,

ko under age kan?

dah, gi sana, nengok jer sinchan tu.

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alah...stakat citer avatar kaler biru tu sume boleyh tgk laa...

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