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tycha


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Isi Borang Untuk Kerja Kosong

Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, Shasha menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

Name : Shasha  
Age : Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I dont like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No.: 6735
Tel No.: My house no telephone
HP No.: Nokia 3310
Address: Jelutong, Penang
City: Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love travel to London
Status: Secret
EmailAddress : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Fathers Name : Daddy
Fathers IC No. : U ask him
Mothers Name : Mummy
Mothers IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??

 

 



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this is how the gediksss n dummy people wrote their resume..
tp org y reka ni really creative, mesti dia mempuyai kehebatan dlm proses "PENYENGALAN" y berganda..


father ic no: ask daddy, but since my daddy already pass away, u can ask imigresen, they keep my daddy information..
expected salary: none, just doing charity all the time especially during nite..work OVER time..hahaha!!!
misi: within 5 month i will be our boss wife..then open new branch for our factory to produce our junior boss frequently...





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tol2....
hahahhah
klau de org yg wrote resume camni
alamak ye xdpt ar keje....


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korang tau x sape yg isi borang camni?
kalau korang nk tau meh ak jwb
si ketupat ngan ijoi lah yg isi borang camni
haha


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suha wrote:
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korang tau x sape yg isi borang camni?
kalau korang nk tau meh ak jwb
si ketupat ngan ijoi lah yg isi borang camni
haha
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yeah, sekurang-kurangnye aq ngan ketupat ade gak isi borang tu,

kalu suha org suh die isi borang tmdga tuh,

teros ternganga jer, langsong taktau nak buat ape2.

huhu.

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suha ijoi perli awk...
heheheheh
tycha xmsok cmpr...
huhuhhuhuh

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Ijoi wrote:

suha wrote:
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korang tau x sape yg isi borang camni?
kalau korang nk tau meh ak jwb
si ketupat ngan ijoi lah yg isi borang camni
haha
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yeah, sekurang-kurangnye aq ngan ketupat ade gak isi borang tu,

kalu suha org suh die isi borang tmdga tuh,

teros ternganga jer, langsong taktau nak buat ape2.

huhu.

 ternganga bkn sbb aper....sbbnyer ialah die dh tau

tgk muker jer dh tau yg ak ni rajin kerje

sbb tu la die ternganga..



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azren


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hahahhahahaha/.....resume apa ni..hhahaha

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resume yg pling mustajap ar...hahhahhhaa

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resume yang paling mustajab, mujarab, mustaqmal dan mustafa kamal...

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anta resume mcm ni confirm trus produser raja lawak amek berlakon...hik3

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bkn tkt belakon jer jaja...
pakej lengkap, dgn bancuh sirapnyer, mop lantai nyer, brsihkan mangkuk tandas...

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ai ijoi sume mu je..mustakim xde??hahhaha
ketupat 2 tahan ar lagi belum dye antar msok sekolah rendh blik...
tebal muka klau 20 thun nak msok blik...
yg len kecik comel je, sesak owg dah bsar2 nak msok sek.rendh...


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ai ijoi sume mu je..mustakim xde??hahhaha
ketupat 2 tahan ar lagi belum dye antar msok sekolah rendh blik...
tebal muka klau 20 thun nak msok blik...
yg len kecik comel je, sesak owg dah bsar2 nak msok sek.rendh...
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ape yang ko merepecs ni labuu???...
tupat, ko paham tak ape yang tycha tulis ni?.. konpius aku..


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Ijoi wrote:

resume yang paling mustajab, mujarab, mustaqmal dan mustafa kamal...

yg ko 2 ijoi tulis mustafa kamal npe lak... dye blakon xtulis resume2 nie...

aq sje tulis mustakim 2 coz ko tulis mustafa kamal....

heheheheh 

 



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