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nk kawen lain bole?


Suami: Ayang, abang nak
kahwin lain boleh?
.
Isteri: Boleh, tapi syaratnya
kena belajar grammar English
dulu.
.
Suami: Errr... Aaaa, Ok2.
...
.
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular";
dua atau lebih "Plural", kan?
.
Suami : Betul...
.
Isteri : One car sebagai
singular, two cars pula sebagai
plural. Apa bezanya?
.
Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf
"s" untuk yang plural tu kan?
.
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la
untuk abang...
.
Suami : Macam mana pula
boleh sama?
.
Isteri : Satu isteri abang
MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi
plural, maka abang MAMPUS,
tambah "s" je, kan?
.
Lepas daripada tu, si-suami
tidak pernah lagi berceritakan
hasratnya untuk berkahwin
lagi.. hehe



-- Edited by GaaRa on Sunday 23rd of October 2011 01:51:21 AM

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RE: nak kawen lain tak?


cte nya nak bagi ke tak loo


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diam la ko...
cbuk je..
p men jaoh2 xmo...
suh2...
get out!!


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aikkk ... garangnya makhluk pempuan niiiihhh ....

adik gara garau .... cube le enko bace betul2 apa makcik peria santan tu tulis ...

pertanyaan beliau ... ko x jawab ....ko halau pulak mkhluk kecit tuuu ...

cittttt ..... x ada tumukninah langsunggg ... kih kih kih ...



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err.....
sebenornye......
amber xtaw nk jawap pe.hahhhaha

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Xbaik le nk kawin lbh dri satu..aduhai ksian dkt isteri tu..xbaik sakiti hati perempuan..Btol kan kakak2 smua..ckp pokok manggis..

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Pokok manggis wrote:

Xbaik le nk kawin lbh dri satu..aduhai ksian dkt isteri tu..xbaik sakiti hati perempuan..Btol kan kakak2 smua..ckp pokok manggis..


 trr trrr trrr...

serraam...pokok manggis bole brckap...(type da!! sompah ak xkan mkn or tebang or menurun kt pokok mggis jiran ak da psni!

btol tu adik mggius..eh manggis..xbaik..tyme nk..nangis2..tyme xnk...isk2...



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ehh cik gaara ko ambek dari majalah mastika kan??


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sesukehatikojek !!!
mastika?
ak ase cam da berkurun2 k x bace kite uh..makin lame makin mengarut..
acelly mber ak msg ak..
so ak type lek..
so xde kne mngene nge mustika ratu oke...


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aku tk brape nk phm la citer kat atas tu...
laki dia nk kawen lg 1... so dia kasi taw la istri dia...
istri dia kasi syarat bljr grammar...
abes, dh bljr grammar apsal tk bley kawen plak..???
apa kena mngena bljr grammar ngn kawen lg 1...
ke laki dia nk kawen ngn omputeh...???
misteri tol la citer garau ni... mngarut dn tk masok akal... hehe..

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ke2path wrote:

aku tk brape nk phm la citer kat atas tu...
laki dia nk kawen lg 1... so dia kasi taw la istri dia...
istri dia kasi syarat bljr grammar...
abes, dh bljr grammar apsal tk bley kawen plak..???
apa kena mngena bljr grammar ngn kawen lg 1...
ke laki dia nk kawen ngn omputeh...???
misteri tol la citer garau ni... mngarut dn tk masok akal... hehe..


dah sah2 ko nie xlulus grammar la tupat pulut wehhh

Isteri : One car sebagai
singular, two cars pula sebagai
plural. Apa bezanya?
.
Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf
"s" untuk yang plural tu kan?
.
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la
untuk abang...
.
Suami : Macam mana pula
boleh sama?
.
Isteri : Satu isteri abang
MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi
plural, maka abang MAMPUS,
tambah "s" je, kan?

mknenye kalo laki dye nk kawen...bini dye bunuh la...agaknye...leih kurang la...ngok ngek tol demo

 



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pompuan zmn sekarang ni, bila laki nk kawen lg 1 taw nk bunuh jer...
best sgt ke membunuh laki sendirik tu...???
bg la pluang dia kawen pun.. tp sblm tu wat prjanjian...
nk lbey secure gi jumpa lawyer...
pastu, lantak dia la nk kawen sampai brape org pun... yg pnting kita enjooiii...

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korang kan...
dulu..tyme baru jumpe...baru kape...
jnji mcm2...
xkan cari len la..."sayang yg slalu d hati abam"
skang..bile da bosan....mule la nk cari baru...xmo pakai da yg lame...
xsedo diri lak tu...koya hnsem ag..
pekejadahnye....kalo tol2 mampu n tol2 nk kawen lagi satu n bersebab yg munasabah xpe..
nie x..sekadar nk ENJOY!!! pe kejadahnye??
tyme kawen pndai na ikot sunnah nabi kononye...
yg len2 xmo ikot sunnah nabi?? smyang? pose?? dose2 yg sngje dbuat?????
ko jawab tupatt!!

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GaaRa wrote:

korang kan...
dulu..tyme baru jumpe...baru kape...
jnji mcm2...
xkan cari len la..."sayang yg slalu d hati abam"
skang..bile da bosan....mule la nk cari baru...xmo pakai da yg lame...
xsedo diri lak tu...koya hnsem ag..
pekejadahnye....kalo tol2 mampu n tol2 nk kawen lagi satu n bersebab yg munasabah xpe..
nie x..sekadar nk ENJOY!!! pe kejadahnye??
tyme kawen pndai na ikot sunnah nabi kononye...
yg len2 xmo ikot sunnah nabi?? smyang? pose?? dose2 yg sngje dbuat?????
ko jawab tupatt!!


 

ko nk jwpn yer...?? ha meh aku jwb...

pompuan ngn lelaki ni sama jer pun...

kalo yg lelaki jnji itu ini... pompuan sama jgk...

bila krisis, mula la ungkit mngungkit, bangkit membangkit.... pendek kata mcm2 la yg kluar...

dr teknik n gaya ko nulis ni... aku dpt agak, ko msti pnah frust trtonggong yer tk garau...???

aku tk kawen lg, jd aku tk reti sgt la nk jwb soklan subjektif ko tu..

jd aku rekomenkn kt ko.. lupaknla bnda yg lpas2 tu... toksah pikiaq.. ko fokus jer ngn life ko yg skrang ni... kalo ko nk piker, bley gila dibuat nyer...



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ahhaa...x relevan lgsung jwapan ko..
hahaha
xpe2 ak trime..ak mmg ngah truskan idop ak without looking back..ceehhh
ahhahaha.....
i'm happy wif my life now!!

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bile ko na kawen?

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