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Zaza Izzati


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pecah kaca pecah gelas,naik lori naik bas...lori berlari bas pun terbabas...kata pak cik badar kepada kambing2 belaan beliau yg sudah lama tak mengikuti rombongan cik minah ke taman tema sunway laguunn....(mmbekkkk....mmbbeekkkkkk....oppsss...para kambing sekalian taknak naik lori mahupun bas,mereka mengajak cik minah menaiki jet peribadi yg sudah di hadiahkan sempena tarikh pelupusan kandang mereka...)

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lolipop


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perghhhh...da mcm ayat novel je karya pak bada ni...hahaha....
sempot ak nk membace nye..

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huish...panjangnye pak badda......tngeliat mate wa mbace....wokeh...noted....wa akan ikuti saranan pak badda....mari mngundi pak badda tok pilihanraya taun 2038.......idup pak badda....mari ler mari...kite mngundi...hehehehhehehe


p/s:thank pak badda for the reminder =)

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ohhh .... panjang ke? tu baru mukadimah ... belum lagik isi kandungan .. ulasan ... laporan ... implikasi kewangan ... dan penutup ...  he he he he ... bior tergeliat mata .....   jangan tergeliat hati ... hahahahaha ...



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hahahahahahha...kalu tngeliat ati tu cmne??

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ha ha ha ha ha .... tu ko kenelah tanye ... kat adik aliza misbon tu .... kalo beliau x naik hangin kus-kus ...... hendak jugak beliau menjawab ... jika tidak ... ko tadah ler mane yang patut ..... ha ha ha ha



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Perkara yang patut ada dalam kepimpinan ialah sikap berlapang dada  - kata-kata Hikmah Sayidina Ali R.A.
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ee....geram tol pak badda nie...owg tanye dia dia suh tanye cik elija plak...nie yg rase nk cabut je riben kaler ijau atas pale baby tu....pastu nk amik hammer tu ketuk pale dia blk...mencik..mencik...mencikkkkk......

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Zaza Izzati


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adik wawa bkn kaunter prtanyaan ker?? ptt ler pak badar tu sibuk jer dok bertanya itu ini...
nti kalu pak badar tnye lg jwb jer mcm ni...(the number you have dial is wrong time n wrong place also wrong time no see..) hehehe

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hahahahahah.....ade nmpk mcm kaunter pertanyaan ker muke wawa yg cun dgn kain putih bersih lg bbau sabun daia.....hahahahahah....wokeh....nanty wa try cadangan tu...kalu xjd...malam nanti wa cari zaza....heee...heeeee...heeeeeee....seram tak??seram tak??kik3..

p/s:lawa pic.....sexy gitu...auwwww....

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Zaza Izzati


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oh..sexy eh?? terima kasih pd doktor yg merawat bibir saye utk kasi lg cun...murah jer dok tu charge...tp harga...rahsia...xley kasi tau..doktor tu dh pesann awal2 lg...nk tau sape doktor tu...hah,tnye pd cik lolipop,dia lebih mengetahui asal usul bibirku yg tgh mkn lolipop tu...hik3

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wawa_ieda


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ler sape kate bibir yg sexy...owg kate tu lobang idung tu yg sexy...kik3...

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Zaza Izzati


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isyh...lubang itu tu bkn sexy tp meksi dh...

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meksi ape??meksimum ker??hahahahahahhakalu lobang idung meksimum tu cm lubang idung kambing incik asbe yg kene sumbat dgn eksoz lori tayar jenama Michelin...hik3...

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Zaza Izzati


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ptt ler bunyinye dasatt...dr sekilo batu nautika paras bahaya dh ley dgr dia mengembekk.....

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wawa_ieda


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hahahahahahh...tau xp...tu sbb dia leh bau zaza dok kt mane even zaza dok kt uganda skalipun....diameter lubang idung dia tu jer xdpt di ukur dgn angkup dlm mahupun angkup luar....hehehehehehh

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Ijoi


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ya, betul.. ..


(best tak post haku kali ni?..)

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wawa_ieda


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bestnye incik ijoi...lenkali post satu urup je...lg besh...woo..oo...oo(lagu myvi lg besh)

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Uilquorra Schiffer


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ko ni ijoi cirit ckit2 pastu belah camtu jer..
sungguh mazmumah skali amalan neraka saqar yg ko amalkan neh
seronok bertape dalam lobang jamban kt lrg taik andak?

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Ijoi


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seronok dan sungguh best.

(best gak post chitchat gini yer, cam haram jadah.)

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saya yang nombor 1 dan 11



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