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Mie Penang


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isk ko nih slumber.....nyusahkan mak betul la....tetiap hari kencing....tak larat nak cuci dah nih....


mengikut kajian doktor kelenjar prostat slumber mengalami masalah....sebab tuh jadi camtu....tapi memang betul...member masa aku blajaq dulu ada sorang...tengah naik motor...tetiba je basah....hampeh tul.....



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kalo dah kes cam tu, lain kali pakai je pampers yek..tk le malu..

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betul tue..tok sokong..tapi zaman anak2 tok pakai lampin...sebab tue ler mak2 dulu rajin...kang tak bangun check lampin kang basah plak katil...sian budak tue tido tak selesa...tapi pempes pun ok tido lena walaupun basah...hehehhe sedap bapak ngan mak dia tido dengkor2....sedar2 dah pagi

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a'aa tu yg sampai anak dah jatuh katil pun mak bapak tak sedar lagi.....tau2 dah benjol dah kepala anak tu...

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uiskkkk kat kepala org pun ader benjol gak ke....ingat ikan flower horn je ader benjol kat kpale.....

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alaar mie..wat2 lupa lak..tu yg hari tu ko lestik kepala rie tu nape? benjol dia sampai hari ni tk hlg lagi tau..siaaaaaaannnnnnn rie.

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Mie Penang


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la kepala tengkorak rupanya...aku ingat kpale ikan lohan tadi nih......ye lah ....makin benjol makin mahal.....nasib ko la ye tengkorak....

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ooo korang la yang lastik aku hari tu... aku tak kisah.. sebab aku dah bomohkan sapa yang lastik aku tu... nanti korang balik rumah tengok2 la yer apa dalam seluar... takut ada tumbuh kulat hijau kat celah kangkang

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alamak rie! jgn le sampai bomoh org cenggitu..tak baik tau..jom2 rue masakkan nasi kegemaran rie..dah2 le tu..jgn mengamuk lagi(dlam hati, nanti ko rie aku ckp kt tok supaya dia sumpah ko jadi kelkatu)



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takmo aku makan nasik kegemaran ko... ntah2 ko dah kangkangkan nasik tu jadi nasik kangkang... buuuweeekkk

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ha rue dan rie buat ape tu kat dapo la kaorang ni kat dapo oun jadi nak dating tak pe nanti sanny suruh tok panggil tok kadi ye..... rie ni baju melayu  dan songkok jambul kerbau pakai la.... seez tolong siapkan rue tu ye??? rue pakai baju kurung bulu pengiun tu yang sanny beli kat antartika tu ye... baru cantik pengantin...


ok kita mulakan ye tok kadi...


sebelum tu all member in this forum tlg duduk sebelah rie takut rie jadi gagap lagi,kalau gagap juga tlg selembam kepala rie tu ye...belah rie lelaki an belah rue perempuan ok sebab nak ambil gambo jap..


tok kadi mulakan la..ape lagi tercengang kat situ.mulakan...


tok dan nenek jadi saksi k...


fuh selesai sudah ye sekarang kita makan dl tinggalkan rie dan rue kat blk tu... ha ape lagi makan la jgn malu ok... rie dan rue belanja...


selamat rie dan rue...


sesuai la...


 



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"Suka2 je ko Sanny yek nak khahwinkan si cipan tu dgn Rue.. abis aku ni ko nak letak mana.. ko tak tau ke Rue sedang dlm alam percintaan dgn aku ni? Jangan la ko musnahkan impian kami.." kata ku sambil melihat keliling takut ternampak oleh NN.

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"AKO TERIMA NIKAHNYA DENGAN SITI RUE BAYAH BT SHUIB DENGAN MAS KAWIN 53 sen TUNAIIII"

trrrr...trrrr.... terketar siot.... sah ke..?

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murah giler mas kawin ko rue...apa ko terima ke si tengkorak hidup ni...tak sangka aku rue..


takpela slamat berbahagia..hehe..



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uiskkkk...SITI RUE BAYAH tuh sebenarnya nama manja kucing parsi aku.....ko nih tengkorak....tergamak ko...

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cop..cop.. fuieeiii.. ape semua ni dan ape yang kaorang melalut? sawan ape? alu tak kata ko kawin la tapi aku nak kata nikah oll.oll.ol je perasan la kaorang ni... ishhh.ishhh kesian ye... ha nampak muka seko2 macam asam kecut pulak.... tak pe nanti sanny belikan aiskrim k.. dan ko baby gab ape la ko perasan sangat bila pulak rue nak kawin dengan tengkorak tu mau makan tanah kubur karang..


bila pulak mie ko bela kucing parsi dan sama nama dengan rue tu???


 



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nie mesti adik si semung nie kan..tok tau ler

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uiskkkkk....mana tok boleh tau nih.......mesti tok selalu skodeng kucing saya nih........

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tok nie dah tua pun kaki skodeng..dah ler tue tok..bawak ler bertobat...pintu tobat tue masih terbukak lagi..



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trrrr... trrrrr...trrrrr....(masih terketar sebab baru lepas nikah)

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amboiii..meriahnya...apa yg terketar2 tu rie..macam tk biasa je?..kan ko dah biasa jabat tangan tok kadi tu. kene demam kepialu ke?

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"Suka2 je ko Sanny yek nak khahwinkan si cipan tu dgn Rue.. abis aku ni ko nak letak mana.. ko tak tau ke Rue sedang dlm alam percintaan dgn aku ni? Jangan la ko musnahkan impian kami.." kata ku sambil melihat keliling takut ternampak oleh NN.


amboi gab ko main lg ko yerk.... tak cukup ngan satu.. apsal layanan aku tak memuaskan ker... sampai ko nak cari rue tu... isyk musykil tul aku...



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weiii NNNNNN... ooo... kalau laki nko sebut nama betiner waktu ngigau nko takut yea?? abis... kalau nko ngigau sebut nama jantan... nko tak takut??
gab...gab...gab... jgn lagi..jgn lagi....belum...

liki?!?!??! suspen ker???

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eh suka ati aku ler.. ko nak marah apsal jeles ker...

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NN wrote:
"Suka2 je ko Sanny yek nak khahwinkan si cipan tu dgn Rue.. abis aku ni ko nak letak mana.. ko tak tau ke Rue sedang dlm alam percintaan dgn aku ni? Jangan la ko musnahkan impian kami.." kata ku sambil melihat keliling takut ternampak oleh NN.
amboi gab ko main lg ko yerk.... tak cukup ngan satu.. apsal layanan aku tak memuaskan ker... sampai ko nak cari rue tu... isyk musykil tul aku...


Laki ko tak marah ke cakap macam ni NN?

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apa masalah korang semua.. aku ckp jer bukannyer buat setakat bergurau jer .. takper lah lepas ni aku out... aku tak posting lg .. puas ati korang semua....

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cesss.....majuk plak dia nih.......tak best langsung majuk2 nih

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uishhh dasyatnye ko NN...sekali cakap...makan dalam punye...peng...tebabushhhhh

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ade gak yang kena lastik nih...........

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weiii kengkawan...
masa aku berkwn ngan budak pompuan kecik2 dulu...
kalaulah kiter teka betul apa salah yg dia buat... sejibik repond dia mcm NNNNN ni...
betul tak kengkawan...

org tua kata... kalau mkn cili... dia lah yg bodoh!!! bnyk lagi benda lain yg nak dimakan...

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