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rue


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Kelakar Ke?


Story No:01

Three fastest means of communication:

1. Telephone

2. Television

3. Tell-a-woman


Story No:0
2

One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u
work, I gotta 7 days off!"

KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during
work, I gotta take 9 months leave".


Story No:0
3

A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,

3rd wife - China doll,

2nd wife - Barbie doll &

1st wife - Guess What ?

- Panadol


Story No:0
4

Friends are like underwear, always near you.

Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.

Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are
down.


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Orang putih macam aku ni of kos la lawak gilos membacanya... u make me laugh bebeh... tapi kalau orang asli duduk dalam hutan cam gabril, maliki, umi, eloka, tok kelembai, elipopia dan semua lah... paham ke diorang baca cerita ni?

Tahniah rue... u r like viagra bebeh.... lift me up when i horny... hihihihihi

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umi


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Apa Rie...cuba ko ulang lg kata2 hikmat ko tu...ko kt kami org asli...hahaha....aku org asli..aku org asli....ko makan katak atau tenuk tak Rie..hahaha...kitaorg tak makan org tapi kalau korang makankita orang kitaorng makan orang...

hei common bebeh....what ar u talking hah...releks beb...aku maleh ler rie nk tunjuk...bukan apa aku tak nak tengok mulut ko yg melopong kalo dengor aku speking kang....ko gi tanya mak aku...aku leh ckpke tak...keling pn boleh tau

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Yenna pulley manadappa amma citrak pullaek?

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rie.. aku pelik tul ko nie .. kata dah insaf tp aku nengok makin menjd2 ... bukak balik ler kopiah ko tu membazir jer... makin tak senonoh...


 



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Mister Rie wrote:


Orang putih macam aku ni of kos la lawak gilos membacanya... u make me laugh bebeh... tapi kalau orang asli duduk dalam hutan cam gabril, maliki, umi, eloka, tok kelembai, elipopia dan semua lah... paham ke diorang baca cerita ni? Tahniah rue... u r like viagra bebeh.... lift me up when i horny... hihihihihi

Bila masa pulak ko asal omputih cipan oi? Elok2 mak bapak ko org Melayu.. kalau diaorg dgr ko ckp gini, mau kena pelangkung kepala ko tuu.. takpe, aku repot kat mak ko dah eksyen lupa diri semenjak keje Kolumpo ni.. sure ko balik raya kat Ulu Bertam Hilir nanti diorng sumpah ko jadik peti ais @ dvd player..

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Mak bapa aku omputih la tenuk.. tenuk tul la ko ni gabriel... dah la tenuk..tenuk senget sebelah plak tu....

Mak aku Irish, abah aku Dutchman, aku plak susu ducth lady....

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umi


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hihihi...

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uiskkkkk ko nih geng gagak hitam ke tengkorak.......amma...appa...yennade.....yunasole.....

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rue


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hi hihihihiiiiii..yg aku post tu tk lawak..yg korang jawab ni yg lawak..kuikuikuiukuiiioCKoic

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tu le ko rue

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gua tak leh tahan ketawa ~laalalala~
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