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walique


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Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan d aun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang



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darknes


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walo pun aku masih baru...... tapi aku da baco pantun nih.......


takdo lawok yg bukan bukan ko.....



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JaszLanun


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Oit walik..akO cam penah bace jek pantun nieh..lam Ujang kOt..


upss...terbOcOr lak rahsie..



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JaszLanun wrote:

Oit walik..akO cam penah bace jek pantun nieh..lam Ujang kOt.. upss...terbOcOr lak rahsie..
yela..pantun ni aku poskan kat ujang...kantoizzzz

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Mie Penang


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cam besa post je mende nih...tapi bila ya......eheheheheh

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