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Lesson Learned
(a story of luck!!!)
 
I was happy.  My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to flirt with me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I just watched her as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased; "you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
 

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Ko takleh tolong translatekan cerita ni ke Kuil? Bukan apa.. aku kesian kat Rie Cipan tu.. sudah la beliau bengap sikit bahasa omputih ni, nak membaca cerita dalam bahasa ibunda beliau sendiri pun masih terangkak-rangkak.. Tu laa.. dulu mak beliau suruh pegi sekolah, malas.. asyik ponteng mandi sungai je taunya!

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aku sokong je...cuba hang translatekan sikit...memang tahap minda si rie cipan tuh lemah...penguasaan bahasa beliau teruk tahap tak tau nak habaq dah....bengap....benak dan seangkatan dengannya.....

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aku rase aku 100% paham citer ni.lelaki yang nak jadi menantu dia tu sebenarnyer nak g ke kereta amik kondom lh n nak masuk balik kat umah tu.bkan die nak blah.rugi r kalau tolak rezeki.haha.tapi nasib dia baik ek bleh terlepas

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pandai kia... camtu la citer nye...
gab..ko sbnrnye yg x paham kn??? ko dulu pn mase klas english... ko duduk bwh jambatan kn??? eleh... aku tau la...

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Sebenarnye lelaki adalah insan yg bleh dipercayai jika diberi kepercayaan...(Quillaia menggangukkan kepalanye dengan memberi isyarat tanda setuju..)

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yusran wrote:

Sebenarnye lelaki adalah insan yg bleh dipercayai jika diberi kepercayaan...(Quillaia menggangukkan kepalanye dengan memberi isyarat tanda setuju..)
huh... aku bangkang!!! yusran telah menggunakan name dan pangkat aku untuk membuat kenyataan palsu yang mengembangkan lubang hidung beliau... org laki memang pantang ade peluang je, nk pasang kayu 3,4,5,6,7, dan 8...

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quillaia wrote:
yusran wrote:
Sebenarnye lelaki adalah insan yg bleh dipercayai jika diberi kepercayaan...(Quillaia menggangukkan kepalanye dengan memberi isyarat tanda setuju..)
huh... aku bangkang!!! yusran telah menggunakan name dan pangkat aku untuk membuat kenyataan palsu yang mengembangkan lubang hidung beliau... org laki memang pantang ade peluang je, nk pasang kayu 3,4,5,6,7, dan 8...
btl ttg bab tu dorena sokong 100% +30%

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kalo mampu why not..sila kan..sila..sila...(sambil tangan letak ke belakang dan memegang sebotol asid getah yg baru je lepas taruh kt getah2 td...yus tau ni)dia baru je norehh pagi tadi..tak gitu yus..hehehe

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sabar hanim sabar jgn bertindak melulu

(sambil memberi satu lagi botol asid kpd nim)hehehehe

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satu botol je ke dorena?? bg lebih2 sket...

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quillaia wrote:

satu botol je ke dorena?? bg lebih2 sket...
tu la pompuan tak leh percaya...bagi sebotol je.Tapi hari tu janji nak bagi 10 botol...

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bijan wrote:

quillaia wrote: satu botol je ke dorena?? bg lebih2 sket... tu la pompuan tak leh percaya...bagi sebotol je.Tapi hari tu janji nak bagi 10 botol...
aik... ko nk ke bijan.... ko nk ke asid tu??? untukmu abg bijan... 50 botol pn bleh... tapi aku x bagi dlm botol la... aku curah je terus...

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jgn bagi 50 botol bagi satu lori kita humbankan je si bijan ni kedalam lori tuamacam ok tak idea dorena quil

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dorena wrote:

jgn bagi 50 botol bagi satu lori kita humbankan je si bijan ni kedalam lori tuamacam ok tak idea dorena quil
okey okey.. gerenti lps ni mesti diorg x berani dekat nye,...muahahaha...

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btl itu je cara untuk ajar lelaki yang tak boleh dipercayai

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dorena wrote:

btl itu je cara untuk ajar lelaki yang tak boleh dipercayai
Sebenanrnya org laki bukan tak lehh dipercayai,tapi org pompuan yg tak mau percayakan org laki.jadi cam mana korang pompuan nak percaya kat laki....(ape yg kau cakap ni,hamtam je lah)

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mende a ko merepek ni bijan.... nyanyuk ker....

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quillaia wrote:

mende a ko merepek ni bijan.... nyanyuk ker....
ape mende.....quil...tu la org pompuan memang sukar nak percayakan laki....tul tak?

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bijan wrote:

quillaia wrote: mende a ko merepek ni bijan.... nyanyuk ker.... ape mende.....quil...tu la org pompuan memang sukar nak percayakan laki....tul tak?
dah tu... org laki gak yg suke wat dajal... camne kami nk percaya...

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kalau lelaki buat dajal...pompuan pun apa kurangnya...lebih kurang sama je......ingat asal kejadian pompuan tuh.....sebahagian daripada lelaki.....

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quillaia wrote:

bijan wrote: quillaia wrote: mende a ko merepek ni bijan.... nyanyuk ker.... ape mende.....quil...tu la org pompuan memang sukar nak percayakan laki....tul tak? dah tu... org laki gak yg suke wat dajal... camne kami nk percaya...
Quil...aku bukan ape,sebab sekarang aku tengok org pompuan lebih ramai main kayu tiga.Memainkan perasan org...Bagi depa pekara tu normal bagi zaman sekarang...(tapi bukan la semua)

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bijan wrote:

aku bukan ape,sebab sekarang aku tengok org pompuan lebih ramai main kayu tiga.Memainkan perasan org...Bagi depa pekara tu normal bagi zaman sekarang...(tapi bukan la semua)
kalau lelaki tak mula dulu takkan la kami sesaja nak main kayu2 tuish naper aku emosi sangat ni?

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Ye ker...kalau laki tak bleh dipercayai..korang takkan wujud dah sekarang nih...walaupun ompuan yang mengandung dan melahirkan laki..tapi ingat..laki la first yang diciptakan.....malah ompuan berhutang ngan laki sebab korang species ompuan "curi" salah satu tulang orang laki......ingat tu.

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tapi itu tak bermaksud org lelaki boleh mempermainkan pompuan.klu ikutkan pompuan lebih setia berbanding lelaki.btl tak kia

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Yang tu aku tak setuju....aku penah alami...sorang minah ni..kata sayang jer setiap kali sms....tapi hampeh..tak nak cita...sakit hati..

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Lorderion wrote:
Yang tu aku tak setuju....aku penah alami...sorang minah ni..kata sayang jer setiap kali sms....tapi hampeh..tak nak cita...sakit hati..
kecian ko lord dah terkena.tapi bukan semua pompuan mcm tu.
dalam setiap perhubungan jgn terlalu taruh harapan yg terlalu tinggi.k lord syg hehehe

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dia org memang setia.kat semua pakwe dia setia.Masalahnye dia org tak tau nak buat pilihan.ni ape kejadahnye....



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memang btui tu dorena,majoriti pompuan lbih setia dari lelaki.em,aku pelik kadang2 lelaki ni susah nak paham kesetiaan dorang.biler dah ader steady girlfren ,dorang akan tetap cari girlfren yang lain yang lebih baik dari yang dorang dah dapat.hey jantan2 kat forum jangan nak nafikn fakta ini yerk

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aik ko mcm marah jantan kt forum ni je kia?nape ada ke yg telah mempermainkan ko kia..ko btau aku..meh sini aku seligi dia selagi mampu...ko nk aku buat apa...ckp je..berdesupppp aku sure dtg punya....releks ar bebehhh..

mcm ni..pada pendapat aku la kan..org lelaki ni bukan sumanya jahat, ada yang baik, jujur...contoh dh ada depan mata aku...Ayah aku la..setia giler dgn mak aku hapa...

tak penah berpaling tadah walo mak aku benarkan ayah aku kalo nk kawin,, pegi la..tp ayah aku tak nak...mmg ada lelaki yg jujur, tp ni nk peringat mai...jgn kita terlalu menyerahkan body kita ni pd jantan2 yg kita pcaya atau sygi, selagi dia bukan suami pls don't do that..ni akak nk bitau ni..pas dia dh dpt korang ingt dia nak tunggu ke...sorry beb..dia blah..so beware sygi la diri kita sebelum menyayangi org lain...ingt kita dilahirkan dari rusuk lelaki...remember

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