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put3_semi


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korang pernah keje dgn boss yang macam ni tak?
sila baca cerita di bawah...

Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada hari nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta balik lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia kasi tapi alasannya mestilah pasal sembahyang ajer! Tau-tau macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang mintak balik awal..

Pekerja 1 : A'kum Boss, bulih saya pulang? Saya balik nak sembahyang kat rumah boss, leh tak?
Boss : Tak boleh!!!Kat sini kan ader surau, sembahyang jemaah lagi, lagi banyak pahalanya..!

Pekerja 2 : Saya bulih balik awai kut Boss?
Bosss : Hang apa pasai:
Pekerja 2 : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya sembahyang zohor ker tak? Ntah-ntah dia ponteng?
Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang suruh dia tengok!

Pekerja 3: A'kum Boss!
Boss: Ha? pasal pulak ni?Nak balik awal gak ker?
Pekerja 3 : Errrrr!!Yer boss, boss baik!!he..heee!
Boss: Alasan apa lak ngko nie?
Pekerja 3 : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang mati..Ada orang kampung saya ninggal pagi tadi, nak sembahyang jenazah...!Boleh kut boss yer balik awal?
Boss : Tak bolehhh!!!Itu fardzu kifayah jer!Orang kampung lain yang ramai tu boleh sembahyangkan. Doa kat sini pun boleh!!Dah!Pergi buat kerja..

Pekerja 4: A'kum Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh tak ari nie?
Boss : Naper?
Pekerja 4 : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah boleh sembahyang!
Boss: Yer ker? Ha! Kalu gitu awak baliklah...Kesian awak dah seminggu nunggu!!!
Pekerja 4 : Ima Acih Boss!!!Heee..hee

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hahahahaha......

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ewah..ewah..kalau pasal bini dah boleh semayang,laju jer dia....ko pun syok la ye Judin..Ni mesti Judin pekerja yg ke 4 tu...

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eh..cam btl je ckp asya ni..

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yer la asya judin dengor jer bini dah boleh semyang besor jer mata tu..ek

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besar mate sbb blh sembahyang jemaah ngan bini..

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susah ler camtu..nanti tiap kali masuk waktu je ko kene balik yer judin sbb nak berjemaah...huhu



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demi isteri yg tercinta..ape slhnye..

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yer la tu...harap2 khusyuk la sembahyang ko tu judin yek....byk2 la sembahyang sunat..



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nasihat dari beta : -


SEMBAHYANG LAH ANDA,SEBELUM ANDA DISEMBAHYANGKAN



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solat di awal waktu lebih baik daripada di akhir waktu

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wah...dah jadi forum agamalah plak...


alhamdulillah..harap2 taubatlah sumer lepas ni..



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put3 pun j0in bertaubat tau!!


hehehe...aweks taubat pakai tudung dulu!!
pastu ...hati!...eheheh.....
sl0w...2...tak leh terus....
kene banyak belajar lagi nie...huhuhu
walau dah khatam!

-- Edited by Aweks_HapPy at 15:55, 2006-07-19

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samalah kiter...org pun tahun ni dah start pki tudung...w/pun tak sepenuhnya..


insyallah nanti pakai terus tak buka2...


huhu...nak berubah ni..ader tak sape2 yang berkenan kat put3..



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huhuh..aweks tiap2 tahun pakai tudung..


tapi kadang2 je terejal!!...hue huehue...



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nampaknyer aweks lagi baik r dari put3...tapi baik sikit ajer lah...jgn nak kembang lebih2 plak eh..



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put3_semi wrote:

  nampaknyer aweks lagi baik r dari put3...tapi baik sikit ajer lah...jgn nak kembang lebih2 plak eh..

huhuhuhu..dah telebih dah nieee!! huhuuhhu


ngeh ngeh ngeh!!



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pari_pari wrote:



ha ar...iyeee??????????????? ish..ish..


ye..?? ne tahu pari pari.......ha....ha ar...


o0o0o....blah...blah....ha....o0o0..eh??


o0o...ye ye..



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aweeks ko nk tau si put tu kalu dia kembang macam nie

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ato0o0i!!..nie kes mengumpat!...


me nak blah lah!..huhuhu..baru taubat ngan pu3 tadi..


ngeh ngeh ngeh



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Aiseymen... jangan la asek posting gambar2 smiley ni aje... boring orang tengok tau... dulu dah terjadi kes2 cam ni... tak larat aku nak marah... nanti korang buat orang lain tanak masuk forum ni.... sikit2 gamba smiley... sampai takde idea nak balas posting cam ni...

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ala en rie kite org buka ape cuma nk menceria kan suasana jer....



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alamak rie dah nak mengamuk!..


ay0 pari2....aweks tak tahu!..


huhuhu..tak ada idea....nanti riemasuk kan idea!


ehehe ..and then baru kite org p0st!!



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aweks!!!! kan tadi kata nak tobat... nape ngumpat put3 plak ni...



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macam mane nie aweks..? aku dh kecut perut nie....



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put3_semi wrote:

  aweks!!!! kan tadi kata nak tobat... nape ngumpat put3 plak ni...

eh mana ada!!! aweks tak jadi ngumpat lah!!


tul!!!



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pari_pari wrote:
ala en rie kite org buka ape cuma nk menceria kan suasana jer....


ceria ke kalau orang lain dah malas masuk forum ni dan asyik2 posting korang je yang ada kat sini? korang tak pelik ke kenapa orang makin kurang? yang korang plak sembang macam kat chatting je....

Sepatutnya kita sama-sama usaha supaya menarik lebih banyak posting ke dalam forum ni.... bukan posting syok sendiri je.....

-- Edited by Mister Rie at 16:45, 2006-07-19

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pari_pari wrote:
macam mane nie aweks..? aku dh kecut perut nie....



huhuhu..tak pe..tak pe...mister rie...nanti aweks mintak
pengampunan!...leks je eh!..aweks pun kec0t niee!!

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