Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can
hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO,
my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every
morning!


A Chinese couple got married. When baby
was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair
was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING
LONG ("some thing wrong")


A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted!
Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I
advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"


Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as
her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the
maid Replied:
"M A STURBATING."(master bathing)