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A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a
Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed
limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan!
Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/- loh...

Jap: Oh!... very expensive..... you overcharge me! !

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....
very fast!.... Made in Japan!

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Muahahahahahaha... Gelak sakan aku baca citer ko ni Pu3.. True.. true.. bukan aku gelak sakan sbb citer ko ni mmg kelakar ke tak.. Aku gelak sbb aku tak reti baca omputih.. Ha! ha! ha! Kesian la aku.. sekolah takat darjah 4 Anggerik je.. Translatekan la..

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Biar aku translatekan untuk ko gab......

Satu hari ada orang jepun nak pegi airport... so dia amik teksi Proton...

Masa dia naik teksi proton tu, lalu seekor ayam jepun...

Jepun : Waaa... ayam... ayam... manyak cantik... ayam dari jepun.... bagus... tak macam ayam malaysia....

Drebar teksi : True...true...

Lepas tu lalu seekor labi-labi pakai kimono....

Jepun : Waaa... lapi-lapi... manyak bagut... manyak sedap... lapi-lapi dari jepun... bagus... tak macam lapi-lapi dari malaysia

Drebar teksi : True....true....

SO diorang pun sampai la kat airport...

Drebar teksi : Oiii jepun... semua sekali RM150 dollar je....

Jepun : Bagero... manyak mahal... lu makan makanan halam ka?

Drebar teksi : True...true... saya bukan takat makan benda haram.... malah melakukan perbuatan haram terus seperti merogol ayam dan lapi-lapi yang encik maksudkan tu... oleh itu silalah bayar teksi ni kerana saya nak merogol barang made in jepun tu....

Jepun : Apa encik punya nama?

Dreba teksi : Gab tenuk...

Lalu jepun tu kembali ke rahmatullah kerana mendengar nama yang paling nirrajim di maya pada dan abad millenium ini...

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Wooo.. baru la aku faham.. terima kasih la diucapkan buat saudara Rie Cipan kerna sanggup bersusah payah demi pemahaman kita semua.. Tapi bab2 akhir citer tu mcm lain je bunyinya Cipan? Tak nmpak pulak Pu3 ada tulis2 nama Gab Tenuk tu.. musykil pulak ketiak aku..

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trimas lah ek en rie sbb sudi translate citer aku tu... senang skt en gab nak memahami...


untuk en gab; aku mmg dah bagi kebenaran kpd en rie utk tolong edit2 skit ape2 fakta yg tak cukup dalam post aku ni..


semoga korang berdua bleh menjadik sahabat paling nirojjim selapas ni... lps ni kalu rie tak phm bleh dia tny ko plak..



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put3_semi wrote:

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a
Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed
limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan!
Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/- loh...

Jap: Oh!... very expensive..... you overcharge me! ! Your attitude like ugly siamang la Gab Tenuk... then ur face like my butt

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....
very fast!.... Made in Japan! chicken...chicken...


tu ada tulis gab tenuk tu....


-- Edited by Mister Rie at 14:59, 2006-08-22

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eh ye la...aku pun nmpk ada nama gab tenuk kt situ...sesapa tak nmpk tu pendek umur la gamak nyer...eh pesal aku terbersekutu dgn encik rie ni...

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takmo aku kongsi kutu atas kepala ko... lebih afdal kita berkongsi bilik kerana kerajaan telah mensarankan setiap tahun... 'kongsilah bilik bagi mengelakkan kesesakan di jalanraya'

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knaper ko nak kongsi bilik plak..ko tu layak berkongsi jamban jer... nanti habis su,er bilik ekole tu bertabur ngan najis ko yg nirojjim tu...huhu



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aaaaa .....x paham la mase yg last tuh ..... : Jap: Oh!... very expensive..... you overcharge me! ! ..... leh tolong explain x? wahai encik rie ..




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ooo... lupa pulak ko masih menuntut di kelas tingkatan 1 epal sekolah menengah Tamil Jalan Vivekananda....

maksud dia ni : Oh!... very expensive..... you overcharge me! !

ialah : Oh! gab memang nirrajim... ko telah mengorat aku...


heheheheheh...tak la.. bukan tu maksud dia...

:Oh! Mahal giler.... ko letak tambang lebih kat aku yerr..... (ni le maksud dia)

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Nirojjim sungguh wahai enko En Rie Ko Lebeh macho kalo masok skolah yg ko shor kan pada ku itu krana skolah aku x bagi tukaq sbb aku dah tukaq skolah 10 kali dah neh ...sbb kes ponteng skolah wajaahahahahhaha

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