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Tom dan Harry sedang bercakap mengenai datuk masing-masing.

Tom : Datuk saya tahu bulan apa dia akan mati, tahunnya dan mengtahui masa dia akan meninggal dunia

Harry : Hebatnya! Bagaimana dia tahu?

Tom : Dia telah diberitahu begitu oleh hakim di mahkamah...


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datok yg hebat lagik bergayo ..tetapi asal plak dier masok makamah/

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ekekekkekk~!! lawak2...ahakS...

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mungkin datuk tu kena hukuman gantung kot???


atas kesalahan membunuh?????



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datuk tu kena gantung sbb ajal dia dah sampai....bukan sbb hukuman gantung

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mana lak ko tau nie fearhana?????


aku confious la



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aku tau lar..sbb aku ni kan keje kat mahkamah syariah...ckp jer nama fearfactor mesti sumer lowyer atau hakim menggigil gigil sbb respek kat aku




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fear factor wrote:


aku tau lar..sbb aku ni kan keje kat mahkamah syariah...ckp jer nama fearfactor mesti sumer lowyer atau hakim menggigil gigil sbb respek kat aku sebagai nyah yang berjaya kat lorong haji taib pak andak.................



ko nie fearhan biar betul apa yang ko katakan nie?????

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alif wrote:


mana lak ko tau nie fearhana?????


aku confious la sbb aku pun gemar menjual badan di lorong hj.taib pak andak tu jugak



astaga....alip bawak2 mengucap lah...insaf sblm terlambat

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astarfirallah............


ko nie fearhana tak elok siot fitnah org.......



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aiseyyyman...sape fitnah sape ni???....sape yg mulakan dulu ni???sendiri mau ingat lah bro

-- Edited by fear factor at 21:40, 2006-12-17

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Adeh..ni laman berperang ke??

ni yang nak lari sembunyik!!...nak lari cam Alif tu!!..hik hik hik

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aweks larila...cepat2....nanti kena bomm..laju nyer alif lari...woww

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BooM BooM BooM ..bom Meletup ....Awek Happy Tengok DEkat AtaS dan TerNamPak fEArHAnA sEdANg mEnGebom lALu awEk mEmbAlIng baTu dAn fEarhAnA tERbAbAs

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iskkkk...mane ade aku baling batu..the maskara cuba wat pitnah plak...aku kan tgh main bola tu...penat btul aku timbang bola tu..phewwww letih dah kaki aku ni




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cicak_kids wrote:

aweks larila...cepat2....nanti kena bomm..laju nyer alif lari...woww


j0m2..cicak kids~!! kite lari same2..ke siam!...nak tak!??? ahakS...
(lain macam je ayat ye )

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jom la aweks....kiter lari...siam sebelah negeri sayer jer...sayer kan duk kelantan...tapi sayer rase x buleh lah aweks sebab kat sana banyak lagi bom....hihihihihi

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